- Me: What’re we having for dessert?
- Thomas: How about turtle jelly?
- Me: Sure, why not?
Later:
- Me: Huh. Bitter. Hand me the syrup.
- Amy: Yeah, it’s more medicine than dessert.
- Me: What’s this made of, anyway? If it’s made of turtles don’t …
- Thomas: Turtles, of course.
- Me: …